My Mad Dream of an Essay

Remember that time you ate that spicy [burrito]just before you went to bed on the night before the big [CIF game]. Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election.  When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the [epic] details, but after reading "On Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder" it's all coming back to you now.

The dream started badly.  You were in line with your family at a [airport] waiting to be sent to [the immigration office].  Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect [Patrick], looking like a crazy [gorilla] who could eat a whole [cow].   

Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "[write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year]."  You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to [speak].  But it wasn't easy.  First you had to put on a fancy [coat] and [shirt] and then you had make a [time machine] to go back in time to the [White House] so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the [reason why wealthy people get spoken of more].

But right there in the [White House] there was a giant [dog] and it started [bark] ing at everyone.  People started to [yell].  You grabbed a [pole] from a nearby [the stairs] and yelled [we have came to this world to show lol the people that don't believe in us that we can make it big without anyone's help].  Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.